Unreal!

5:30 p.m. brrrrrrinnnngggg caller i.d. = Mantra 1-800-blah blah blah

me,"hello?"

bubbly young woman, "Hi there! You may be familiar with our videos Men Gone Wild. I'm calling..."

me cutting in, "What?!? You mean like Girls Gone Wild?"

giggling young woman, "Yes, you are familiar. Anyway, I'm calling..."

me angrily cutting in again, "Are you kidding me? It's 5:30 and my family is sitting down to dinner. My 9 year old answers the phone sometimes. Let me speak to your..."

click